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A LOT CAN HAPPEN OVER COFFEE
I
like the tag line of Café Coffee Day simply because it transforms the humble cup
of coffee into an event pregnant with a myriad possibilities limited only by ones
imagination.
Which
brings me to the point I wish to make about the recent Direction of the
bumptious Central Pollution control Board ( CPCB) of India, wallowing in its
own self importance. And why shouldn’t
it ? After all its Parent Ministry the
MOEF (originally started off as the Ministry of Environment & Forests) is
now derisively called the Ministry of
Enjoyment and Fun by several of its own denizens.
The
CPCB has promulgated new Rules with respect to quality of treated water from
Sewage Treatment Plants ( STPs) across the length and breadth of India – From
Kashmir to Kanyakumari and from Assam to Gujarat or vice versa depending on
which way your head is screwed on. It
says, and I am not joking, that Ammonia Nitrogen ( NH4-N) and Total Nitrogen in
treated water from an STP shall be limited to 5 and 10 mg/L respectively and
not vice versa. I am having some
enjoyment and fun from this term vice versa.
I love it.
Now,
the new Rule also gives a grace period of a full 5 Years for existing STPs to tremble
and obey and comply with the new norms with respect to Nitrogen and its
compounds. Why Five years ? Well we all know how the mind of Babudom works :
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Do we not have Five year plans from the Nehruvian era ?
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Do we not have Governments which last for Five years ? ( More or less)
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Is Five not a good Odd number ?
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Is Five not a Prime Number ?
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Is Five not half a decade ?
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Is Five not Fu”nf in German ?
A Lot can happen over
Five years in India !
Well
a Babu will be a Babu and will continue to be a Booboo. Neither time nor tide has
been able to change his inherent DNA.
And
my serious question after all the fun and enjoyment, and rolling on the floor
is over is simply this :
If
the threat of Nitrogen to the Environment is really as serious as it is made
out to be, why give Five full years for corrective action ? Shouldn’t it be an
imperative and the Topmost Priority of the CPCB and the MOEF to have it
in place ASAP ? It all looks like a big
joke to me from the jokers having fun and enjoyment at the expense of the
common citizens of India.
It
reminds me of an old print Advertisement in one of the Env. Magazines :
There
is a pall of dense smoke hanging over the entire page. And a forlorn balloon which says in a voice almost choking “
If it is the man from the Dept. of Environment, tell him I can’t see him now”.
Well said - Avoid these folks like the
Plague !
Dr. Ananth S Kodavasal April 16, 2016