Saturday, 31 March 2018

I ONLY EAT RAGI MUDDE - GIVE ME CASH


67. I ONLY EAT RAGI MUDDE – GIVE ME CASH


Myself personally and Our Company Ecotech, we  both practice a strict policy of  “ Na Khaaoonga,  Na Khaane Doonga”  to borrow a famous quote from our own dear PM  Narendrabhai Modiji.  This roughly translates as  Will neither take nor give any form of illegal gratification. Simple and straightforward, no frills attached.  And which also makes me laugh when I see pages and pages of sanctimonious and patently duplicitous  “ethics policy” of several Multinational Companies.

Circa 1990, my father moved from Bombay to Dharwad in North Karnataka and set up an edible oil refining unit in the Belur Industrial Area of the KIADB.  Industrialisation was yet to take off in Dharwad at that time, and it was better known as a lazy, sleepy town with a salubrious climate. Things today are a little different in Dharwad with a huge Tata Motors manufacturing facility and a spanking new High court  building  bang opposite the Industrial Area, across the NH 4 that connects Bangalore to Pune.

My father, being a strict disciplinarian and a law abiding gentleman that he was ( I inherit from him several such good traits ) insisted on setting up an Effluent Treatment Plant ( ETP) for his factory, although I am sure in those days, the Karnataka State Pollution Control Board  ( KSPCB )would have looked the other way with a little bit of encouragement : I am not sure if the situation is any different today.

Quite naturally, having first hand information about my qualifications, competence and experience my father commissioned me to design and execute this smallish ETP.  The Design done, the Regional Office of the KSPCB after the customary site inspection, approved the scheme and passed the file on to the Head office in Bangalore “for further process”.  The H.O of the KSPCB,  at that time was housed on the eighth floor of the Public Utility Buildings ( PU Bldg) on MG Road.  The “subject” was put up to the Technical Advisory Committee ( TAC ) of the KSPCB which is apex “expert” body which scrutinizes all ETP / STP proposals.  Our design and proposal sailed through the TAC without further ado.  I passed on the good news to my father in Dharwad and that he could expect to receive the Consent letter from the KSPCB shortly.

That was not to be.  The “File was put up” to the member Secretary of the KSPCB and was awaiting his Imprimatur. When I enquired about the delay in the approval process, my friends at the KSPCB advised me to see the Member Secretary.  So I went to see the M.S.

The M.S at that time was a jovial little fellow, appointed to his post from another Govt. Department, unconnected with the subject of pollution and was obviously a sinecure -  a final posting, counting down the days to his imminent retirement from service.

His urgency was apparent in the way he came straight to the point and asked “How much”?   Equal to the task, with a look of surprise on my face, I asked How much what ? I did not want this conversation to prolong so I decided I should make a small deviation from my avowed policy of “Na Khaane Doonga” and I invited him out to dinner at the Taj ( Taj Residency it was called then) at Trinity corner, just across from the PU Buildings.   A small compromise of my policy no doubt, which I preferred to view as a Farewell dinner to an elderly gentleman.

The jovial part of the gentleman came out when with a broad smile on his face he said “ I am a man of simple tastes. I don’t enjoy Five star fare.  I only eat Ragi Mudde – Give me cash  instead.” 

A man of simple tastes and high morals I thought to myself as I walked out of his room not wanting to humour him further.

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Dr. Ananth S Kodavasal                                                                                                March 31, 2018



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